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Adventures In Netflix #7-Gabriel Ricard

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Adventures In Netflix #7
By Gabriel Ricard
 
And that’s why I’m no longer welcome in the city of Denver, Colorado.
 
But I digress. For this is indeed still a movie review column.
 
Let’s keep it that way.
 
As of this writing, the generally pointless Oscars, the same ones I’m going to take far too seriously for the next few hundred words, are behind us by a little over a month. The ratings weren’t great, but that shouldn’t do anything to change your mind of the fact that this was probably one of the better years they’ve had. That’s at least how it felt to me. There was something comfortably even about the overall show this year. Nothing was particularly over the top, and nothing really sunk so far into the depths of what-the-fuck territory that I had to check my whiskey supply to make sure my drinking hadn’t accidentally gone out of control. Jon Stewart was just fine in his second go-round as host. And though the surprises were minimal, I found it strangely difficult to get annoyed about that. This was probably the first time in all my years of watching The Academy Awards where I was actually pleased with every major nomination. Yeah, there were the usual snubs (am I the only one who wanted to see J.K. Simmons pick up a nomination for Juno?). Yeah, the nominations for Best Song once again felt strangely like the old cliché of a Presidential election coming down to the lesser evil. But most of the ones who did make it to the show all deserved their shot in some form or fashion. It was a hard to be a cynic when virtually all of the acting nominees consisted of people I can honestly count amongst my favorite actors and actresses.
 
I suppose that’s why I did so poorly with my Oscar picks this year (nine right to fifteen wrong). It was just that difficult to call a clear winner in any of the major categories. I guess being a fan of damn near everyone might have clouded my judgment a little. I don’t know about the rest of you, but Best Actor was a nightmare for me this year. I wound up picking Tommy Lee Jones out of just the simple desire to see the guy take home the top acting category for a change. But even after I made my call, I still glanced at the other nominees from time to time and knew that I would probably be fine with any one of them winning. The same can be said for virtually all of the other nominations.
 
I liked that. I don’t think that’s ever happened to me before, and it’s probably never going to happen again.
 
But it made for an interesting show.
 
And call me a morbid bastard, but the yearly Cavalcade of The Dead, Oscar’s tribute to those who passed on, is still one of my favorite features of the show. It was sad to see guys like Roy Scheider and Suzanne Pleschette up there. It was heartbreaking to see Heath Ledger at the end. And it was downright weird and a little surprising to notice that actor Brad Renfro was omitted from the tribute entirely. The only reason I can come up with is that they just happened to forget him. He wasn’t where he had been back at the start of his career. When he hit the scene in a big way with a memorable performance in The Client some fifteen years ago. He was still turning in good work though, moving through indie film projects and larger films with some pretty decent supporting actor performances. He was good enough to be one of those guys who could have turned it all around in a second with just one powerful comeback performance.
 
In the end though, drugs finished him off and made sure that whenever his name does come up, that’s likely going to be the first thing people talk about. They’re not going to mention his talent or any particularly impressive performance. He’ll go somewhere on the list of the top ten saddest child actor stories and probably not much further than that.
 
It’s a shame.
 
Much more than being left off some list of ghosts they pack into a television spectacular that’s already choking on entirely too many montages.
 
But I guess that’s just the way it goes.
 
Hopefully, we won’t see too many of those stories in 2009.
 
Moving along…
 

No Country for Old Men (2007)

Directed by: Joel and Ethan Coen
Written by: Joel and Ethan Coen
Starring: Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem, Josh Brolin
 
When the post-Oscar hype and the general love affair people have with the Coen Brothers dies down, I have a feeling this one is still going to be standing. Both as a powerhouse example of compelling filmmaking and proof that you can adapt a book faithfully and still make a good movie. This year’s winner for Best Picture, No Country For Old Men is quite possibly the definitive Coen Brothers film for this moment in time. A near-perfect combination of modern Western and the kind of blood and guts humanity and desperation that tends to mark many of the best characters from the best Coen Brothers films. It’s also at its heart a crime-gone-horribly-awry story; another territory that the Coens have torn through before with breakneck results.
 
Adapted from the 2005 novel by Pulitzer-prize winning novelist Cormac McCarthy (whose work was last adapted by Billy Bob Thornton in All The Pretty Horses to less-than-stellar results), most of us probably know the story by now. Josh Brolin, a good actor who has only recently started garnering some serious acclaim for his work, turning in a career-defining (and Oscar-nominated) performance as Llewelyn Moss, a Vietnam vet who changes the course of his life forever when he happens upon a Mexican drug deal gone wrong and some two million dollars in a satchel. It wouldn’t be much of a movie if he didn’t take the money and therefore open himself up to a relentless onslaught of disaster and various parties who will do anything to get their hands on the money. Most of all a mysterious psychopath named Anton Chigurh (now an Oscar-winning performance from Javier Bardem), initially hired by the drug people but who quickly sets about killing them and everyone else who gets in the way of his own pursuit of the money and what it seemingly means to him. In the midst of all this is a small-town Sheriff (Tommy Lee Jones) trying to not only make sense of the case but also of the nature of a world that he feels is becoming more vicious, cruel and terrifying than he ever would have thought possible.
 
As you might imagine, the movie (and by the same token, the novel) gets its force from the way it tells the story. There’s more to it than just juggling the events of the film from three extremely different perspectives. What sets the movie apart from any crime/western saga in the badlands of America is the way it’s more of a story of three separate philosophies. Three men who are compelled and in some ways doomed by their principles and their devotion to those principles. The crime and the bloodshed that ensues are almost secondary to that. The movie takes place in 1980, but really, with the nature of the three main characters, it could take place anywhere and at any time. That’s what I think is the secret to the movie’s overwhelming success. There’s a timeless quality to its characters, to their thoughts and feelings on a world that’s becoming just a little too small for who they are and what they stand for. Capturing that in a book is a lot easier than capturing that in a film. But thankfully, the Coen Brothers have handled this sort of deal before. They knew exactly how to maintain the spirit of the novel and they were smart to do so. The story is a cosmic playing field of a story on a truly grand scale. While at the same time, a personal tale that beautifully portrays humanity at its most harrowing.
 
And it’s the incredible work of Bardem, Brolin and Jones that helps the film reach the level of characterization the novel established so wonderfully. Bardem as quite possibly one of the sanest insane psychopathic killer of all time and Brolin as the desperate hopeful well in over his head are the standout performances in this. But it’s Tommy Lee Jones that quite possibly deserves the most credit. He has always been a master of restraint and being able to tell the whole story through the expressions on his face. He of course delivers some of the film’s memorable lines. And as the sheriff, he serves as the narrator and link that ties everything together. The fact though is that he really doesn’t have to say a word at times. His face at times captures every detail the narration of the novel laid out. It’s staggering to see a times. Underrated as well. It’s this and his work from In The Valley of Ellah (released the same year) that’s reminded a lot of people of just how important an actor he really is.
 
The supporting cast deserves a lot of credit as well. Kelly McDonald, Woody Harrelson (another underrated talent) and Stephen Root haven’t gotten quite as much credit as the three primary cast members. But they should. Each of them plays perfectly off of the main cast in their own way. And each of them help give the film added depth because of that. The Coen Brothers have always had a pretty good eye for casting. The same goes for the terrific editing from the Coens (under the pseudonym Roderick Jaynes) and cinematography from Roger Deakins. He captures the great endless sky and cemetery desert plains of the American southwest with a passion and eye for detail on a large setting that evokes the spirit of western film long gone. It takes a great filmmaker to continue a tradition while at the same time presenting something wholly original and worthy on its own merits. Joe and Ethan Coen have always proven themselves capable of this usually daunting task. The result is their best film in almost a decade. Forget about the fact that No Country for Old Men is probably going to enter overrated territory for a little while. This is a film that’s very much worth your time. It’s one of those rare Best Picture winners that actually deserved to win in the first place.
 

Zardoz (1974)

    

Directed by: John Boorman
Written by: John Boorman
Starring: Sean Connery, Charlotte Rampling, Sara Kestleman
 
Don’t be fooled. Beneath a basic story that flies between the surreal and flat-out ridiculous so much you’re bound to get dizzy and Sean Connery in what has the be the most emotionally distressing outfit I’ve ever seen an action hero made to wear, there’s actually a pretty good movie to be found here. Connery does the best he can in one of his first post-Bond roles. As Zed, the leader of a warrior-class known as The Exterminators which rules over the remnants of a post-apocalyptic world whose pitiful inhabitants are known as Brutals, Connery manages to play through with a straight-face. In fact, he’s damn near impressive here with the amount of restraint he shows against what occasionally feels like a ninety-minute third season episode of the original Star Trek series. Especially when he shoots the man responsible for the god his people have been worshipping for the last couple of centuries. A god who has been appearing to them in the form of a giant stone head who shoots guns from his mouth and gives commands to grow wheat and kill every Brutal who doesn’t happen to belong to the Exterminator class.
 
Connery still keeps that restraint going when he rides the giant stone head right on into a secret society of immortals known as The Eternals (makes sense). A class of the world’s best and brightest who made it a point to shut themselves off from the rest of the world when the whole show went bad and safeguard all the really nifty stuff we got up to when the world was still in good shape (which is why sex and sleep were eventually done away with). They have been ruling the not-quite-as-lucky Brutals while slowly losing their minds to insane boredom at being ever since, so it’s not surprising that Zed’s arrival pretty much throws the whole carefully organized society into chaos. Which may or may not be the intention of some of the more particularly bored Eternals in the first place.
 
It might sound maddeningly awful on paper. But again, don’t let that trip you up. It’s entirely likely that Connery was desperate to shed his Bond character by this point and play something against the grain of what people had come to expect of him. Zed in Zardoz may not sound like a step in the right direction, but it was more than you might think. Connery would later prove himself to be an actor hero with some decent depth to him in better films. But you could go so far as to say he made his start here and to pretty strong effect. He does a good job fitting in with the film’s overall movements between surrealist social-satire and standard action-movie type stuff. He also seems to be having a lot of fun with a great supporting cast. Most of all Charlotte Rampling as the representative of The Eternals who want to kill him as soon as possible and Sara Kestleman representing those who want to figure out why there seems to be more to Zed than he’s letting on. And then there’s John Alderton as Friend. The closest Connery has to one in this world of God-like people who pray for death against an upper-class decadence that makes Rome look downright Amish by comparison.
 
It all plays a lot better than it has any right to. There’s a surprisingly infectious sense of humor in the dialogue and characters. Writer/director John Boorman clearly isn’t taking this parable too seriously here. The movie opens with and holds onto a sense of fun that’s hard to get mad at. It goes well with the gorgeous cinematography and appropriately odd score from David Munrow. Zardoz is an acquired taste that’s worth the effort. It moves a little slowly at times, but if you’re already watching, you’re probably going to be too busy taking the rest of it in to really notice.
 

THX 1138 (1971)

Directed by: George Lucas
Written by: George Lucas
Starring: Robert Duvall, Donald Pleasence, Don Pedro Colley
 
Before the days of Star Wars, George Lucas was just another up-and-coming film student intent on changing the world forever through film. When it came time to do his first feature-length film, he turned to an idea he had already done in short film format as a film student in the late 60’s. An ambitious science-fiction film steeped in the tradition of such books as Brave New World and 1984. A fascinating story with some great performances and visuals that manage to be absorbing on what was a fairly small budget. Robert Duvall goes for broke early and never lets go as THX 1138, a nuclear-production line worker for an underground society run by government control and personality-shaping drugs.
 
Eventually though, Duvall knocks the drugs off and winds up falling in love with his roommate LUH 3417 (some pretty good anguish by Maggie McOmie), which is something of a no-no in this cold, calculated paradise. Arrested for the crime of making love and separated from LUH in a bizarre limbo-like prison, THX falls in line with a programmer (Donald Pleasence at his manic best) and a disenchanted star of the hologram television shows that keep the populace entertained (Don Pedro Colley in a performance that almost steals the whole movie). The three of them elect to get the hell out of there for a while and make their way to the surface, with THX hoping to find LUH along the way and maybe even hold onto whatever it is he’s discovered since giving up the drugs. The first half is some pretty slow-paced stuff, but under Lucas’ young but assured direction it builds beautifully and makes the more action-packed second half a lot more interesting and meaningful.
 
The most compelling aspect of THX 1138 however is perhaps the opportunity it presents to watch a young Lucas in action. It proves that Lucas was capable at one time of maintaining his vision and ambition to tell the best story with the most striking visuals possible under the constraints of an actual budget and not just the bloated computer-enhanced spectacles that have haunted the latter Star Wars films with the kind of money that could conceivably turn Mexico into a super power (Although for this DVD cut Lucas did in fact go back and touch up certain scenes). There’s a lot of attempt at style in THX 1138, but there’s also some pretty noteworthy substance as well. The cast plays into that a lot, furthering the personal theory I have that Lucas is a director whose stories demand a cast capable of fleshing out his characters and ideas. But it’s not all them either. In the script and in the overall direction, Lucas manages to pack a lot of strange, beautiful, darkly humorous and rather haunting imagery and concepts into the movie’s ninety-minute running time. This one film established him right from the start as a director with potential to spare.
 
And though Lucas has in recent years come to represent a lot of the ideals that go against the sort of mindset that went into movies like THX 1138 to begin with, it’s never too late for him to take a step back from his most famous creation and try his hand at something worthy of a talent that has become buried under an ocean of digital effects and films that are often in danger of keeling over just from trying to keep itself together. With the Star Wars saga mostly all said and done (a couple of major projects are still slated to come down the line in the next few years), it will be interesting and very telling indeed to see what Lucas does next. Whether he takes a chance or just opts to sit back and rely on past glories. I like to believe he’s still capable of the first one. It’s just a question of if we’re going to see it or not. At the moment, it’s completely up in the air.
 

L.I.E. (2001)

Directed by: Michael Cuesta
Written by: Michael and Gerald Cuesta, Stephen M. Ryder
Starring: Paul Dano, Brian Cox, Billy Kay
 
Brian Cox reminds me of a rule Roger Ebert had once for Harry Dean Stanton and M. Emmett Walsh. The rule is basically that any movie with either one of those actors is incapable of being entirely awful (and he would be mostly right on that count). I would venture to say the same rule applies to Cox. At least, as far as I’m concerned. I tend to admire actors who are up for and are capable of just about anything as far as roles go. And for Cox, who has moved from Hannibal Lecter (Manhunter) to madhouse comedies (Super Troopers) to casual background character (Match Point) to modern-day action/spy-thriller (The Bourne Identity/Ultimatum), there really doesn’t seem to be any limit to what he’s capable of. Which makes L.I.E. such a startling and at times incredibly difficult to watch film.
 
For anyone whose exposure to his work has been limited to his broader, more mainstream movies, L.I.E. is probably going to leave you with your jaw somewhere around the floor by the time the final scene goes to black. Reportedly, Cox took this role against the advice of his agent and several colleagues. Be glad he did. Writer/director Michael Cuesta’s first feature is not a pleasant film. And Brian Cox as Big John Harrigan, a retired cop and local hero with a penchant for fucking little boys, is not a pleasant portrayal. But that doesn’t make it any less absorbing and absolutely unforgettable. This is the kind of role that can define an actor’s career and what he is capable of. And if that’s the case, then Brian Cox is an actor who just happens to be able to tackle anything. To create a monster like Big John Harrigan and then to force us to see him as more than just a pedophile is an incredibly difficult achievement for both Cox and Cuesta. It carries with it a million different pitfalls. The worst of it was that you run the risk of coming off sympathetic to chicken hawks. But Cuesta up for what had to have been a very daunting task. He manages to move both fearlessly and carefully in his depiction of a disenfranchised youth, Howie Blitzer and his efforts to carve a life for himself in his small, quickly crumbling world. The focus of the movie is really on a young boy and the fact that virtually all of his significant relationships are not what they’re supposed to be.
 
Paul Dano is nothing short of incredible in bringing this to the forefront of his character. He’s a talented actor who has also turned in some memorable work in films like Little Miss Sunshine and The Girl Next Door. If the world of an actor getting credit where it’s due has any justice in it at all, Dano is going to be someone we’ll continue to see a lot more of in the years and other excellent performances to come. His diversity in capturing the relationships with the people in his life is enthralling. His embezzler father (a stand-out performance from the always-reliable character actor Bruce Altman) is never home and his best friend Gary (Billy Kay in a performance that should have moved him on to more significant roles) is a petty criminal who elicits romantic feelings in Howie. To the point where he has no problem joining Gary and some of his other friends in robbing some of the other homes in the area. And this is how Howie meets Harrigan. Getting caught and forced into dealing with Harrigan on a daily basis. And it’s obvious from the get-go that Harrigan has intentions towards Howie.
 
Most movies would end there. But Cuesta was determined to knock expectations around. He accomplishes this in sharp and unflinching form. As Howie’s life continues to fall apart, it’s his strange and troubling relationship with Harrigan that becomes the one person he can rely on. Whether or not that’s good. And it’s not. The fact that Harrigan and Howie embark on a relationship whose nature and intentions change dramatically by the end of the film doesn’t erase what Harrigan is. It’s not meant to. You’re not going to be rooting for Harrigan by the end of the film. The idea again is to rattle your expectations and get you to walk away thinking it over. Cuesta set out to accomplish this and a lot more with this first feature-length endeavor. He nails the mark from the first scene and refuses to let go until the closing credits make their way over. Even when the movie loses its focus at times.
 
That this isn’t the easiest movie in the world to get through shouldn’t dissuade you at all. It might be a little uncomfortable and a bit disturbing, but that doesn’t change a thing towards L.I.E. being anything less than a must-see.
 

Umberto D. (1952)

Directed by: Vittorio De Sica
Written by: Cesare Zavattini
Starring: Carlo Battisti, Maria-Pia Casilio, Lina Gennari
 
By 1952, there was a lot of political ground to cover for any ambitious Italian filmmaker looking to capture the essence of what the country was going through at the time. The fact that director Vittorio De Sica crafted a film whose social and political undertones are not obscured in the least by its heartbreaking and beautiful portrayal of an aging working-class man at the end of his rope only serves to prove just how remarkable a vision De Sica had with his films. Combining professionals with actors who had no prior experience, De Sica creates a series of performances that fashion a brand of honesty rarely found in films of any era. Italian or otherwise. Carlo Battisti, a university professor who made his film debut here, gives a performance marked with a quiet, awkward intensity that would have been noticeable if it had been a professional actor in the role.
 
You would notice that. But going into Umberto D., which scored an Oscar nomination for Best Writing, Motion Picture Story (now known as Best Original Screenplay)with the knowledge that Battisti had no previous experience and would only appear in one other film gives you the feeling of seeing a truly natural performance in the way he reacts to the constant battering of minor and major tragedies that plague his life. Umberto Ferrari is broken-down old-timer whose life is marred by an abusive landlady (a fantastically wretched Lina Gennari) who wants him gone, a pension that is being whittled down to nothing by an uncaring government, and the scraps of a life he is now forced to sell in even smaller pieces with the almost pitiful hope of raising enough money to be able to stay in what’s already a rotten place that he has no choice but to call home.
 
The only glimmer of hope Umberto Ferrari has in his life comes in the form of his friendship with a pregnant maid of the house he lives at, the dog he calls his best friend, and his own dwindling optimism that somehow everything will work out in the end. De Sica keeps our attention on Ferrari for the most part, on his pitiable shuffling through life and his ongoing passive struggle to keep his head above the quicksand of the world he barely inhabits. His world is that of cold stone buildings, a generation of youth far too wrapped up in their own world to pay him any attention, and his own generation just as bad off as he is or even worse.
 
In true Italian-cinema style, the movie moves between pathos and moments of warmth and humor with breathtaking ease. Some of it comes from Ferrari’s relationship with Maria, the pregnant maid (the lovely Maria-Pia Casilio in another of the film’s great performances). With Maria, Umberto is able to be something he is not in any other facet of his life. Vital. Needed in some way. It’s a great gift by De Sica that he is able to oftentimes just sit back and let the characters play off each other. It draws things out a little too long sometimes, but the dynamic of their relationship is one of the cornerstones of the film’s message of finding a glimmer of hope at the end of the line and holding onto it for everything you’re worth. Even more than that relationship however is the one Umberto has with his dog. Very few moments in film have been captured with the furious, sudden pacing that kicks in the moment Umberto returns from a hospital stay to find that his dog is missing. The film has already done a masterful job building up their relationship and established it as the single most important thing still in Ferrari’s life. And by the time we get to the moment when Umberto rushes to the pound in a last-ditch effort to find the animal before it’s destroyed by the city, our emotions are completely in De Sica’s control. But it never descends into the overdramatic. It maintains flawlessly and keeps right in the place when it comes to the moment when Ferrari has been stripped of nearly everything he holds dear. To the point where he is forced to come up with a way to get rid of his dog and see to it that he finds a good home. That’s the movie’s core, and that’s what gives those social/political elements all the more resonance over fifty years later.
 
The movie goes to the people on the most personal level possible, playing on the small details that any one of us can relate to. And by the time it’s over, the journey we take with Ferrari is probably similar to one we’ve heard before in real life or even gone through on our own. That’s the secret to Umberto D’s enduring appeal. That’s why it’s still as flawless in its attention to the human spirit and how it holds up in an increasingly hostile world as it was back in 1952.
 
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Next month, I’ll explain why you haven’t truly experienced Dreamgirls until you’ve seen it with enough LSD in your system to kill every last hippie in San Francisco, California.
 
“I have seen the future and it does not work.”
-Tagline from Zardoz

In Bruges (2008)-Oliver X.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

In Bruges (2008)

By Oliver X.
 
Famous for his dark-hued Irish plays penned in the nineties (The Pillowman and Broadway-bound The Lieutenant of Inishmore), writer-director Martin McDonagh, 2006 Oscar-winner for Best Live Action Short for Six Shooter (2004), makes an exuberant feature debut in his gangster buddy film In Bruges. Set in the sleepy, meticulously preserved medieval port city of Bruges in Belgium’s western low country, McDonagh elicits a breakout performance by Colin Farrell as Ray, a guilt-ridden hit man just off his first job, anxiously awaiting further instructions with weathered sidekick Ken, played with measured understatement by Brandon Gleeson (Gangs of New York). The two have been dispatched to the godforsaken, canal covered tourist hamlet and told to sit tight and wait for a call from their boss Harry (played by a hilarious Ralph Fiennes).
 
The compressed situational humor is generated by McDonagh’s insider knowledge that (despite its waffles, chocolate and fruit flavored beer) Belgian culture is Europe’s longest running Polish joke. When told early on that he’s the world’s worst tourist by the older, more refined Ken, Farrell’s Ray quips, "If I grew up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me. But I didn’t, so it doesn’t."
 
Making up for a flaccid, homoerotic mess in Alexander, Farrell’s facial contortions and comically inflected intonations imbue Ray with a nervously impatient flippancy that makes McDonagh’s dialogue crackle and prick with a Mamet-meets-Tarantino-esque hyper banter. But while Mamet’s dialogue is purposefully metered and stilted, as if to invite the warts of live theater to the cinema, McDonagh’s thespian devices celebrate the musicality and absurdity of repetitive speech, allowing the actors to play timing-off-of-tone to remarkably authentic effect.
 

Copyright C. 2008 Oliver X.

Last Year At Marienbad (1961)-Michael Tenzer

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Last Year at Marienbad (1961)

By Michael Tenzer 

I don’t recall many films that would make me want to staple my eyes lids closed, fill my ears with cement, and schedule a lobotomy. However, Last Year at Marienbad is -the- grotesque exception to the rule. This is possibly one of the worst films I’ve ever bore witness to. It isn’t redeemable in any sort of fashion. It isn’t bad-good. It isn’t avant-good. It isn’t anything at all.
 
The film takes place at a chateau where there is a high society gathering. There is a man who approaches a woman and asks her if they had met last year and if they had planned on running away together. Another man comes in – the supposed husband of the woman – and the conversation awkwardly ends. That is about as concrete a plot as this film allows.
 
The rest of Last Year at Marienbad is nothing but pain and tedium. There are sequences where the camera takes long tracking shots down various corridors of the austere manor, while a narrator spouts out vague observations on the architecture and the “emptiness” of the place. He becomes particularly fixated on the statues and how lifeless they are. If that isn’t a flagrant, slap-in-your-face metaphor, then I don’t know what is. It isn’t as if the themes are buried deep in this film. These affluent people are devoid of real emotions and genuine thoughts – as in, they are lifeless and cold like statues – as in, a trite, self-indulgent social critique.
 
There are several repeated scenes and camera movements that can be construed as the disjointed memory of the couple. However, this technique is trivialized by its execution. I honestly laughed out loud when there was not one, but three shots of the camera moving swiftly toward the balcony leading out to the courtyard. The shot just looked incredibly silly, because the rest of Last Year at Marienbad is such a plodding affair, that such a quick movement looks awkward and cartoonish. It was made even sillier by the fact the same shot occurs twice more over the course of the film.
 
The characters and dialogue follow suit. “Didn’t we meet last year at Marienbad? Didn’t you say you would leave your husband and we would run away together?” says the man to the woman. The woman only replies with “no’s” and equally crass responses. It’s as if there is an effort to cram some kind of narrative relevance into an aesthetical nightmare, just for the sake of it appearing to mean more then it actually does. The dialogue is repeated and repeated, with slight variations as the film goes on. I suppose this is the point where you get the –revelation- that Last Year at Marienbad has somehow transformed, and even transformed you, in such an “engaging” way.
 
The worst thing about the music is that it was ever created. The dissonant, grinding moan of a church organ is playing through almost the entire film. The intention of this, of course, would be to disorient the viewer and force them into a heavy delirium. In that way, they might be intrigued by its supposed aesthetical brooding and it’s persistence to marry the film together. Yet, it just doesn’t do this. Is the music supposed to represent the man and the woman’s strained relationship? Is it supposed to accent the meaningless, pedantic lifestyles of the people at the chateau? Is it just there for the sake of having it?
 
I honestly don’t care, either way, because watching and listening to the film –made- me not care. I imagine that when you go to hell, this is the film that lucifer makes you watch for all eternity while he stops it every ten minutes to emphasize just how good it is and how important it was to cinema history. And of course he has the sheet music and a towering, warped organ to play it on.
 
After viewing it, I read that the running time of Last Year at Marienbad was only 94 minutes. 94 minutes. An hour and half. That’s rather funny, because it felt more like a decade. 
 
Copyright C. 2008 Michael Tenzer

Martin Tahse And The Birth Of The After-School Special-Kevin Flanagan

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Martin Tahse and the Birth of the After School Special

By Kevin Flanagan
 

As America’s children grew up and America’s mothers left home and joined America’s fathers in the workplace, television became a primary care-giver during the after school hours. By the 1970s, many households avoided falling into the “mother at home with the kids” dichotomy. “Latch-key” adolescents surely relished a certain amount of self-sufficiency and relied on broadcast T.V. to pass the empty hours until dinner and the promise of having to do homework. Teens learned all day, but “after school specials” saw that they continued that learning throughout the afternoon. 
 
One stalwart producer of short films for nascent after school audiences was Martin Tahse, a relatively unknown impresario of this often neglected genre. Tahse started producing after school specials in the 1970s and continued through the 1980s. His films have started to see DVD distribution in recent years and those interested in witnessing the birth of what was a new (and to our contemporary eyes, aberrant) cycle of films should start with Martin Tahse’s After School Specials: 1974-1976 (Brentwood/BCI, 2004), a budget-priced collection—and the first in a series—which will eventually come to be seen as the last word on vintage after school material.
 
The SCTV tribute was all fun and games, until someone got very seriously hurt. 
 
So, just what is an “after school special?” Generally, the label is applied to an historically and economically motivated series of films beginning in the 1970s which catered to teen and other youth audiences. The films were screened in the afternoon hours (thus the name, though they could be re-screened at other times) and were usually constructed with a certain moral forthrightness in mind. It is fair to say, without oversimplification, that the after school special primarily worked as a place where melodrama and realistic situations met and were generally resolved through a didactic, painfully obvious working-through of the problem at hand. For the target audience, after school specials were engaging, noble fables that dealt with issues by employing a surprising frankness. To parents, the specials were wholesome and cautionary. Viewed from the comfortable rocking chair of the present, these films are historical oddities of interest as a candid window on the 1970s.
 
The after school special is somewhere between the feature film and the ephemeral short. As compared to much television of the era, the after school special could boast competent production values, was generally shot on film (as opposed to grainy, cheap video) and was generally adapted from a literary source. Viewed as a whole, the after school special cycle was a wellspring for getting recent young adult fiction onto the screen. One would be hard pressed to find another venue constantly willing to adapt contemporary young adult fiction of such varying types. Despite these badges of honor, the after school cycle is almost equally like the ephemeral film genres of the same era (industrial, training, and educational) in its built-in obsolescence. While the stories still bring some referential wisdom to bear on our contemporary audiences, the movies feel very much “of the moment” and do not generally seem to have been made with posterity in mind. 
 
Martin Tahse’s After School Specials: 1974-1976 contains four films of varying degrees of weirdness. The 18th Emergency (1974), a film about bullying, is in some ways the most experimental despite its subservience to resolving the issue of approaching one’s fear. Benji “Mouse” Fowley (Christian Juttner) is a mouthy and meek kid with a tendency to get punched, beaten, and bruised. After publicly comparing bully Marv Hammerman (Jim Sage, depicting a roughneck who could easily serve as a sidekick to Fred “The Hammer” Williamson) to a Neanderthal, Mouse starts avoiding the big guy and proceeds to tell friend Ezzie (Lance Kerwin) of his past mistakes in pissing people off. Will Mouse face his fears? Though generally mainstream in its awkward acting and moralizing, The 18th Emergency shows an experimental side. Combining sketchily animated segments—material not unlike some moments in School House Rock—with the episodic bits makes for a jarring tale. In sum, The 18th Emergency is an idiosyncratic yarn (take, for instance, Mouse’s compulsive tendency to write on all available surfaces with chalk) that otherwise feels a whole lot like other after school specials of the same vintage.
 
The Summer of the Swans is a relatively straightforward tale of a grumpy teenager named Sara (Heather Totten) and her realizations of not taking people for granted. Sara feels responsible when brother Charlie leaves home in the middle of the night and steals away to a nearby lake in search of the nesting swans. After a bit of a panic attack, Sara comes to appreciate the help of her friends, the gestures of others, and even gets a first date out of the deal. The Summer of the Swans is quaint and utterly unremarkable, though Chris Knight of Brady Bunch fame is in the mix.
 
In contrast, The Skating Rink is just plain weird. Tuck Farraday (Stewart Petersen) lives on a farm in the semi-rural South and mainly keeps to himself because of a severe stutter. After some trials and tribulations, he makes friends with the retired ice skater who just so happens to be constructing a new skate facility down the street. Tuck begins taking lessons and is soon shown to be a natural. Tuck sticks with the sport and surprises family and peers when he opens the arena skating alongside the owner’s professional wife! Though a nice story of overcoming fear, the film is incredibly, well, incredulous…how often do skating rinks spontaneously open in obscure parts of the South? How did this film secure the services of Rance Howard (who plays Tuck’s father)? 
 
Tahse and company tackle yellow journalism, hearsay, and bad advice in Dear Lovey Hart: I am Desperate. Oddly bubbly Sophomore Carrie (Susan Lawrence) is offered a chance at instant readership in the form of an advice column in her school newspaper.
 
Giving in to the giddiness (as we all have) of being a teenage girl in the early 1970’s.
 
The catch? In order to keep things interesting and keep her safe, she has to remain anonymous. To make things more difficult, Carrie’s father (Del Hinkley) is an administrator at the school and constantly voices his reservations about the column. This world of advice for the lovelorn does come tumbling down, but as with all of the shows in this set, some good does shine through.
 
Martin Tahse’s After School Specials: 1974-1976 is a good introduction to and primer on the sappy, strange, and sometimes compelling world of after school specials. Though not to all tastes, these films are a great way to experience some forgotten aspects of 1970s youth culture.
 
Copyright C. 2008 Kevin Flanagan
 
 
 

I Just Didn’t Do It (2007)-Imran Jaffery

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

I Just Didn’t Do It (2007)

By Imran Jaffery
 

 
In 1996, Masayuki Suo fox-trotted into the international limelight with the delightful Shall We Dance?, a film heavy on whimsy and light on social dissection. With several light comedies under his belt, one would have been inclined to expect more of the same from the commercially minded auteur. Yet nine years passed without another film. Instead of parlaying his acclaim into a financial windfall, Suo took his time in finding a project worth his time. After years buried in research and development, he reemerged with a devastating look at Japan’s judicial system. And a personal masterpiece.
 
En route to a job interview, Teppei (Ryo Kase) is faced with a common Japanese dilemma: force himself into a packed subway train or wait for the next one. Choosing punctuality over comfort, he is assisted into the doors by a station guard and is subsequently pinned against a young schoolgirl. Exasperating the situation, his blazer has been ensnared between the doors. Trying earnestly to not disturb the other passengers, he pulls at his jacket to no avail. He hops out of the train at the next stop only to be confronted by the schoolgirl, who accuses him of groping her.
 
Arrested and processed, Teppei is interrogated ad nauseum by bullish officers in search of nothing less than a confession of guilt. He steadfastly proclaims his innocence. His appointed public defender offers little support, encouraging Teppei to just plead guilty and get on with his life. Eventually, through the efforts of his friend Tatsuo (Koji Yamamoto) and dear mother (Masako Motai), he finds a law firm willing to take on his case. Headed by wise legal veteran Masayoshi Arakawa (J-Cinema stalwart Koji Yakusho) and his neophyte protégé Riko (Asaka Seto), whom has serious apprehensions about taking on Teppei’s plight both professionally and morally, they explain his predicament candidly — there is a 97% conviction rate in the Japanese judicial system meaning he has but a scant 3% chance of acquittal. Undeterred, he chooses to fight the good fight and his representation prepare his case.
 
Director Masayuki Suo dives headlong into the arduous case defense process with unflinching authenticity. Minute details are presented without any dramatic flare, giving a startlingly accurate portrait of Japan’s judicial cancer. The fact that cases are tried with an assumption of guilt stacks the deck against all hoping to defend their innocence. The burden of the defense is not only to prove reasonable doubt but to also completely debunk the prosecution’s case, which in cases of social misconduct such as this boil down to he said/she said. Evidence is more often than not circumstantial and rarely concrete. Contradictions abound, Masayoshi and Riko present a thorough defense of Teppei with eyewitness testimony and even a full-scale re-enactment of the incident only to be felled by a legal system flying off the rails.
 
At a hearty 143 minutes, the film’s deliberate pace works perfectly in expressing the plodding process entire. The story is given room to breath, to sink its claws into the viewers mind and to provoke outrage. Suo has crafted an unapologetic message film hoping for systemic change, however futile the endeavor may be. The muted look of the film and sparse score only serve to bring more focus to the story without distracting the audience. The performances are uniformly excellent with star Ryo Kase bringing a quite dignity to our embattled protagonist. A marvel of subtle acting, Kase conveys much with just his eyes. He’s supported by an outstanding cast lead by Yakusho, himself a master of thesping subtlety.
 
Interestingly 2007’s biggest hit in Japan was another legal drama, the big screen adaptation of popular drama TV series Hero starring mega-idol Takuya Kimura as the suavely aloof legal wunderkind Kohei Kuryu. The films present drastically contrasting versions of Japan’s judicial system that I found fascinating. Hero is a big-budget crowd pleaser whose only concern is to entertain the widest audience possible – there’s no room for biting social commentary here. The film glamorizes lawyers, much in the same way Hollywood does (see A Time to Kill), as charismatic do-gooders who can filibuster at the drop of a hat. In contrast, Masayoshi and team are but cogs in the system, playing their allowed roles with no room for outbursts of conviction. Evidence is presented, questions are asked respectfully, and motions are offered with subdued professionalism. They are asphyxiated by the rigidity of the process, not emboldened by it.
 
Most telling is the handling of the requisite “big revelatory piece of evidence that can turn the case”. In Hero, the lawyers burst into the courtroom at the last possible minute with the “clincher” which closes the case in dramatic fashion. In Suo’s film, major revelatory evidence is met with ho-hum indifference. Even the judges in each film stand at odds with each other. In Hero the judge is practically anonymous, while in this film the judge hangs over the entire courtroom as the rule of law. Even observers in the gallery are regulated by him – let alone sudden outbursts by a legal team storming into the courtroom in revelry! Coincidentally, popular character actor Fumiyo Kohinata plays both the judge in Suo’s film as well as one of Kuryu’s colleagues in Hero (two very different roles indeed). Both films offer up platitudes to the due diligence of defense attorneys who work themselves into the ground for a thankless job.
 
Ultimately both films succeed in their aims, but Suo’s condemnation of Japanese Law packs the greater punch. That he doesn’t shy away by the tragic reality of Teppei’s legal fate is but a testament to his conviction as an artist. I Just Didn’t Do It is uncompromising, unforgiving, and unfortunately heartbreaking. Hopefully, we won’t have to wait nine more years for his next film.
 
Copyright C. 2008 Imran Jaffery

I Am Legend (2008)-Eric Smith

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

I Am Legend (2008)

By Eric Smith 
 
In order for a movie like I Am Legend to work, it has to be more than a one-man show (which ‘Legend’ basically is). It has to captivate the audience, draw them in, making them believe that this is a possibility of our future. Legend does that, and more, in this exhilarating suspense thriller.
 
The story opens in 2009, with a doctor (Emma Thompson) on TV, explaining to a news reporter that she has found a cure for cancer. Just by looking in her wide eyes, you know she’s not sure of something. Flash forward to three years later. New York City is a desolate ghost town (or in this case, city). Buildings are crumbling. Weeds sprout everywhere on the streets. Cars lay abandoned on the road. A research scientist for the military by the name of Robert Neville seems to be the only survivor. He may not be the only survivor on the planet, but he’s definitely the only one in New York. Apparently, the cure became a deadly virus and has ravaged throughout the world, killing off just about everybody. Those who did survive have been turned into flesh-eating zombies (are there any other kind?). Neville is immune to the virus. He lives in a house in Greenwich Village, where he works in his laboratory basement, trying to find a cure for the virus. Hoping some day to return the zombies to their normal human state. As non-perishable food becomes scarce, Neville succumbs to hunting down deer that run about through the city streets. If he can ever catch one, that is. At night, he rolls steel shutters over the doors and windows, hoping they won’t get in. The zombies are allergic to any kind of light. It’s almost like they have a bit of vampire in them. They come out at night and scavenge for food. Neville has basically been thrust back into the 19th Century. Only, instead of hunting on horseback, he hunts in a Ford Mustang (get it?).
 
Everyday, Neville sends out his distress call over AM radio with the hope that there are other survivors. An every day, he catalogues his daily events in a video diary. Neville isn’t completely alone, however. His only companion, Sam, a dog, is his sidekick. In order to stay sane, Neville talks to mannequins as he makes a daily routine of checking out movies at the local video store. Eventually, Neville meets a lady named Anna (Alice Braga), who is traveling with a young boy named Ethan (Charlie Tahan). She saves Neville after a horde of zombies overtakes his vehicle. She explains to him that she believes that there is a survivor colony in Vermont.  
 
Being the third adaptation of Richard Matheson’s novel (it was filmed before in 1964 with Vincent Price as The Last Man on Earth, and again with Charlton Heston in 1971 as The Omega Man), this is definitely the best. The movie doesn’t excel in all departments, though. Most of the special effects aren’t that great. The images can be a little frightening, so it’s not recommended you take your young ones to see it. The film drags at some points, but manages to pick itself up. Smith does an incredible job, as always. In this case, he’s basically acting with no one, at least on the set. The movie makes good use of the constant flashbacks, playing them as recurring dreams (or nightmares?) that Neville has. Mark Protsoveich’s script stays true to Matheson’s original story, save for the ending. There’s even some humor thrown in, which includes sly nods to both genre fans (the Batman vs. Superman poster) and consumers (the $6.65 gas prices), which evens the playing table a bit. Director Francis Lawrence, whose last film credit was the utterly terrible Constantine, does an amazing job and paints a vivid image of what could be the future. This is essentially what would’ve happened had the Motaba virus in 1995’s "Outbreak" had carried throughout the country. And that, an all-too-realistic picture, is frightening enough.
 
Copyright C. 2008 Eric Smith

Russian Ark (2002)-Dan Schneider

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Russian Ark (2002)

By Dan Schneider
 
Russian Ark (Russkiy Kovcheg) is one of those films more notable for the technical expertise it exhibits (or preens of) than any real artistic merit. It reminds one of Mike Figgis’s 2000 film Timecode, wherein that whole film was supposedly done in four separate single takes in real time. That claim was debunked by a simple watching of the film, and the film itself was notable for being a screenplay disaster. The four stories, which occupied one fourth of the whole screen the whole time, had volume turned up on one section while the others were put in the background, and then switched, which made it difficult for the viewer to even stick with whatever tale he preferred. Technically, the film was a mess, and, as there was no real story, just a gimmick, the film bombed critically and financially. Russian Ark, made in 2002 by the infamously somnolent director Alexander Sokurov, has a similar gimmick. While not following four separate stories, it is claimed to have been shot in one continuous take, directly onto a High Definition portable hard drive. It also claims that it was shot over one day, and in real time. While not a technical film expert, I did notice several scenes where the camera passed over black spots, making it the perfect place for an edit to occur, so I tend to believe that the claim of its 87 minute single Steadicam shot are overblown, if not outright false, even though the filmmakers have stated that the completed, unedited film, was done on a fourth attempt by cinematographer Tilman Büttner. It could very well just be a slicker version of Alfred Hitchcock’s more clumsy attempts in Rope.
 
 But, even if wrong, the film is still all style and little substance. Like Timecode, it has an execrable screenplay. Here is its sum narrative: an unnamed an unseen protagonist (voiced by Sokurov, and viewed from his eyes as the camera) wakes up on a winter day and is astonished to be in the 19th century. He wanders into Peter the Great’s Winter Palace in Saint Petersburg-which later became the Russian State Hermitage Museum, that nation’s answer to The Louvre and The Metropolitan Museum Of Art. Whether this is a dream or a vision of the afterlife is unclear. The narrator has two companions- another unseen unnamed one, whose voice is heard, and a seen one- a French Marquis (possibly the Marquis de Custine, according to the film information extraneous to the actual narrative) who speaks Russian. He is played by Sergei Dreiden, and helps guide the two unseen travelers through the three dozen grand rooms of the museum. There, we see time flow back and forth from Peter the Great through Catherine the Great through the day before the deaths of the Romanovs through the siege on Leningrad, in World War Two, and back. Other Russian notables, like Alexander Pushkin, have cameos.
 
Nothing much happens, although the museum looks grand, and the conversation is dull, forced, and full of pretense. The film ends with a grand ball, and at its end, the narrator leaves the Marquis, and, with his unseen companion, exits out a back door and into a poorly designed sea of frozen water, where banalities about immortality and the museum as an ark that houses Russian culture, are treated as deep, and the end is billed as ‘amazing.’ Well, no. 2001: A Space Odyssey it’s not, although much of the costume drama tries really hard for the feeling of enigma raised in the final scenes of Kubrick’s film, wherein astronaut Dave Bowman ages in an apartment that is an amalgam of modernity and Renaissance features. Now, imagine that several minute long end stretched out to an hour and a half, but with even less occurring. That’s Russian Ark in a nutshell; or even just what it sets out to be.
 
While the feat of an uninterrupted shot is a great accomplishment, the actual camerawork is surprisingly rather pedestrian. Yes, there are a few quick dolly shots down corridors, and a few done on a crane, but nothing that leaves one in awe the way even a static Antonioni shot can mesmerize. Also, the single shot openings to Robert Altman’s The Player or Orson Welles’ Touch Of Evil are more impressive in terms of visual beauty (although Russian Ark has beauty- but that’s in its location, not the representation of that locale), even if not nearly as long as this film’s eighty-seven minute claim. Even Alfred Hitchcock’s Rope, while having even more obvious cuts in its ‘continuous’ flow, at least had a great screenplay to work with. Russian Ark’s screenplay, by Anatoly Nikiforov and Alexander Sokurov, is virtually nonexistent, and the dialogue, by Boris Khaimsky, is atrocious, save for one unintended pricking of the film’s own pretensions, where the Marquis states, ‘A terrible boredom will set in.’ “And how!”
 
The fact is that neither the unseen travelers nor the Marquis’s jaunts are that interesting. Far more interesting are the whispered notions, the furtive looks, and the implications of subplots that are hinted at and quickly dropped. If we are going to get a sense of Russian history, should
not ordinary Russians be included? Apparently not, for while Sokurov paid a great deal of attention to the gimmick of the film, its substance is very lacking. Granted, it’s certainly not a bad film, but, like the music of Pink Floyd, it’s likely better watched whilst under the influence. After all, what would this film be without its gimmick, or some external enhancements? A mediocre 1950s era travelogue documentary shown between features, and one that, despite its technical accomplishment, in terms of length and choreography, results in some poorly lit and muddy scenes, as a result of the transfer from High Definition video to 35mm film.
 
There is also the feeling, watching the film, and even more so, listening the prattling on about the film in its DVD commentary with producer Jens Meurer, that Sokurov was trying so hard to make a film that was a masterpiece, as well as film history, that he forgot to master a good film.
Ok, Russian Ark is not bad, and I’ll likely rewatch it, as a curio, but that’s it. One wonders what a real filmic master of the little moments, like Yasujiro Ozu, or a master of depth like Akira Kurosawa, or a master of ecstatic truths, like Werner Herzog, would have done with a project like this.
 
The film is shown in a 1.78:1 aspect ratio and the DVD extras include a featurette called Film In One Breath, on the making of the film. Unfortunately, it’s all techno-bravado with little insight. There are also a few interviews, a trailer and web links, and a featurette called Mon Paradis- Der Winterpalast, on the actual museum. In a sense, this forty-five minute film is more interesting than Russian Ark is, as well as being far less pretentious. In a sense, Russian Ark may indeed, in its better moments, achieve some Russian cultural relevance, but artistically it is pedestrian.
Still, I would say see it once, if for the history and achievement- it’s sort of like reading bad James Joyce. At least then you’ll always be able to say, “Ah, yes, I’ve seen Russian Ark,” when that pretentious pal of yours asks that at the next party. That neither of you will be able to say much
else with zest says all you need to know of this film.
 

Copyright C. 2008 Dan Schneider

Pink Floyd: Dark Side Of The Moon (1973)-Lee White

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Pink Floyd: Dark Side of The Moon (1973)

By Lee White
 
Dark Side Of The Moon. Quintessential Floyd. The sum total of their individual parts. The pinnacle. It could also be seen as their nadir. The beginning of the end creatively. Dark Side Of The Moon is of course hugely successful. Over 40 million units sold. Over 700 consecutive weeks in the US chart and the sixth biggest selling album of all time. Universally praised by both critics and fans alike, DSOTM was a revolutionary album. Not musically maybe but certainly tonally. One of the earliest uses of musique concrete (a term to explain the use of natural everyday sounds to denote a musical form) and it’s sound engineering was something that the band explicitly worked on with engineer Alan Parsons (his contribution has contentiously been lessened with each passing year) to be as flawless as possible.
 
Paradoxically this is one of the albums shortcomings. In being so dedicated to what it sounded like I feel the band lost a lot of their organic quality and the album has a regimented quality to it. Of course the whole concept of the album was just that but in some instances it feels strangely distant.
 
There is no denying that the package as a whole is a watershed in popular music. From the iconic cover art to the superlative lyrical content. Herein lies the problem. Pink Floyd were never meant to be this successful. I think the band reached a commercial zenith that maybe was never their target. Of course they strived to make the best possible album they could but the success seemed to carry them along a tidal wave from which they never really got off.
 
So to the music and is it considered blasphemy to say that there are a couple of average tracks on here? Money is so recognizable and has that amazing 7/4 time but it is a simple rock track with an underlying blues theme and is something that the Floyd could do in their sleep. Brain Damage is also one of the weaker tracks on the album and has never really stayed inside my head as much as some of their other material. On the flipside, when this album hits it hits. Great Gig In The Sky is a joyous piece of music and every time you hear it you hear something different. There has been some debate about this track with original vocalist Clare Torry taking the band to court concerning the lack of a writing credit on the track (and quite rightly so), with Torry winning a co-writing credit on the pulse live DVD. Us And Them is the standout track for me. The lyrics and musical simplicity create such an easy listening aura it is hard not be dragged into its beguiling rhythm.
 
If you are completely new to Pink Floyd then this is probably the best place to start. To an outsider this is the bands masterpiece, to many fans it is a great album but this is not the true representation of what Floyd were or is it indeed their best album.
 
Copyright C. 2008 Lee White

Grand Archives: The Grand Archives (2008)-Ethan Smith

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Grand Archives: The Grand Archives (2008)

By Ethan Smith
 
Being a Mat Brooke fan boy I was very much looking forward to this album. While I didn’t much care for his work with Band of Horses, I adored Carissa’s Weird. Hearing he was going to be at the front of things again I was excited. Yet slightly worried. I didn’t really want to hear Carissa’s Weird part 2. As much as I loved them, I just didn’t feel it would be pulled off well and he doesn’t give you that. Like Carissa’s Weird this album has a melancholic air about it it’s very much different. Sonically though, it’s more upbeat and it draws from a well of entirely different influences.
 
The album opens with Torn Blue Foam Couch, which presents you with a very warm sound and layered vocals; it also steadily builds throughout the track. All qualities that you will see reoccur throughout the album. As I said before this album is upbeat. Almost to the point of shocking. Is that whistling I hear? From the man who created Songs about Leaving? Yes, it is and the change is welcome. I have very few problems with this release. I’ve heard a lot of people complain about how produced it is but I think it does nothing but add to the warm atmosphere of the album. However, one complaint has been how the album does sound repetitive. And while I love each and every song, the whole sound and don’t have a problem with this, it is still an accurate statement. It’s a very hard release to pick out songs from, but I think that mostly has to do with the layered vocal delivery.
 
Grand Archives shows Mat Brooke stepping away from his roots and growing as a songwriter. He adds some very unique touches to this and some of these songs. Particularly “Sleepdriving." The songs are as hypnotic as they are unique. This is a name to watch out for.
 

Copyright C. 2008 Ethan Smith

She & Him: Volume One (2008)-Ethan Smith

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

She & Him: Volume One (2008)

By Ethan Smith
 
“Old habits die hard”, croons Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy babe Zooey Deschanel over some strings and a piano and that proclamation lays down the mood for the rest of this album. This is certainly not an innovative or original album but who really cares? As long as it’s good, in fact better than a lot of the stuff it was inspired by, it deserves mad props. While other indie contemporaries like Bright Eyes have a distinctly modern feel to them She & Him offers no such pretenses. It’s like being warped back into the days before country sucked with this release.
 
I have very few criticisms about this album. My few problems with it really only have to do with the production. While at first glance you may wonder, “Where’s the Him?” after repeated listens you begin to wish the Him would tone it down a lot. M. Ward does an excellent job musically, creating old rootsy sounding songs but production wise I do wish he’d let Zooey’s voice have more presence because at times it seems over powered by the mass amount of instruments. At times its good, but other times you wish the music was much starker and the production a lot less warm. M. Ward does it get it very right at time and when he does the outcome is a beautiful song, like my personal favorite Change is Hard.
 
That aside, this album is excellent. Zooey Deschanel while not the most experienced singer in the world is a very charming and smoky vocalist. Even when she belts something slightly out of tune it doesn’t sound so bad. This album became a fast favorite for me. It’s irresistible and sweet right from the opener with “Sentimental Heart”. So let’s sit right down and let She & Him make us smile.
 

Copyright C. 2008 Ethan Smith