I wasn’t thinking
my head was in the book
his hands were on her everywhere
I saw his face
I dropped my coffee
he’s cheating on me with a
hoochie woman

you can keep your hoochie
you can keep the house
and the bank accounts
’cause boys I bring home the bacon

I went to work and the office girls
were all burning their poetry
It wasn’t good but in the neighborhood
now they’re all just hoochie women

you can keep your hootchie
you can keep the house
and the bank accounts
’cause boys I bring home the bacon
I said boy I bring home the bacon now

He called me up
and said she has needs
I said you’ll find them on Barney’s fourth floor
he said I need a loan
that’s not a problem
you’d better keep this from your hoochie woman

you can keep your hoochie
you can keep the house
and the bank accounts
’cause boy I bring home the bacon
I said girls I bring home the bacon now