A Bouvier till her wedding day shots rang out and the police came
Mama laid me on the front lawn and prayed for Jackie’s strength
Feeling old by twenty-one
Never thought my day would come
My bridesmaids getting laid I pray for Jackie’s strength
Make me laugh
Say you know what you want
You said we were the real thing
So I show you some more and I learn
What black magic can do
Make me laugh
Say you know you can turn
Me into the real thing
So I show you some more
And I learn
Stickers licked on lunch boxes worshipping David Cassidy
Yeah I mooned him once on Donna’s box
She’s still in recovery
Sleep-overs Beene’s got some pot
You’re only popular with anorexia so I turn myself inside out
In hope someone will see
Make me laugh
Say you know what you want
You said we were the real thing
So I show you some more and I learn
What black magic can do
Make me laugh
Say you know you can turn
Me into the real thing
So I show you some more
And I learn
I got lost on my wedding day typical the police came
But virgins always get backstage no matter what they’ve got to say
If you love enough you’ll lie a lot
Guess they did in Camelot
Mama’s waiting on my front lawn
I pray
I pray
I said I pray
For Jackie’s strength